Norway

The Gaffer says

“Right, listen son, Norway's ceiling is proper sky-high with Haaland banging 'em in and Odegaard pulling the strings — that's a quarter-final outfit on a good day, no danger. My honest worry, mate? The defence is a bit dodgy and they ain't been to a big tournament in donkey's years, so bottle's untested. Verdict: Dark horses, but I ain't backing 'em deep.”

After they went out

“Called it months ago, Norway crumble on penalties, and my telly nearly wore my cuppa.”