Haiti

The Gaffer says

“Listen son, Haiti's got no business being at a World Cup, mate - they're miles off the pace technically and physically. You're looking at heavy defeats across the board, that's nailed on. Real talk though, they deserve credit just for getting there, but their ceiling is keeping one match respectable. They'll be gone by the group stage, no messing about. **Verdict: Whipping boys. Nothing more.**”