Egypt

The Gaffer says

“Right, listen son, Egypt with Mo Salah up top? On their day they'll give anyone a proper scare, no danger. But here's my honest worry, mate: too much rests on one man's shoulders, and that midfield's softer than a wet weekend. Gut says they nick a draw, maybe spring one shock, then they're home. Verdict: Group stage and out, nailed on.”

After they went out

“Told ya Egypt would go down swinging, but swinging's no good when the ball's in your net three times.”